The Stars Come Out

05. May. 1988

After the outrageous revelation made by the senator George Lucas recently that the movie Star Wars is actually real, some of the original starring cast came out yesterday as being part of 'the big hoax' and revealed their true identities.

Leia-Fisher and Ford-Solo

Unbelieveably, in-keeping with the recent revelations, Harrison Ford admitted being 'Han Solo'. According to his statement there was no such person as Harrison Ford, other than that of a character played by Solo to keep the whole thing under wraps.

In a press conference held this afternoon, 'Solo' was the first to admit to a life of deceit. Since finishing 'Return of the Jedi' he, like the other characters in the movie, assimiliated themselves into everyday Californian life by embarking on acting careers. His 'on-screen' romantic interest Princess Leia Organa (aka Carrie Fisher) stood by her man and admitted as much.

"We had no choice" she said, "It was for the best for everyone".

Mark Hamill was not available for comment.