The Truth behind The Light

14.May.1988

Tattooine, Tunisia

Of course, the great surprise to come out from last month's convention was the SWIAR claim but something else that is much more plausible was also revealed by the Senator.

The department credited for creating the illusion that is the Star Wars universe - and inventing special effects in the process - were apparently up to something altogether different entirely. Seeing that the Star Wars universe supposedly actually exists (where is Tattooine anyway?) they had to be busying themselves with something.

The Senator announced that the ILM is the new principal law enforcement agency in the State, answerable only to the Senate.

ILM and Lucas (SWG) announced that a public presence - an enforcement division - of the secretive agency was in planning now that their true purpose has been revealed. Uniform designs were being considered presently, Stormtrooper designs not being ruled out just yet.